Sunday, December 22, 2024
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table…
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know—I thought you were watching.”
#joke #blonde
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Posted on 12/22/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, December 15, 2024
Son Helping around the house
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Posted on 12/15/24 at 08:00 AM
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Sunday, December 08, 2024
Original Weight
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Posted on 12/08/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, December 01, 2024
Do You Take Children
The father of three called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.
"Do you take children?" the father asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "We only take cash and credit cards."
#joke #father
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Posted on 12/01/24 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, November 24, 2024
A car gets pulled over for inspection because…
A car gets pulled over for inspection because it's driving very slow on the interstate.
officer: ma'am, do you know how slow you were driving
woman: 25mph
officer: why were you driving so slow?
the woman: slow? There are signs everywhere that say I-25, so I was driving that speed.
officer: that's not a speed sign, it's the identification number of the interstate. license and registration, please.
As the driver reaches for the glove compartment, the officer sees the passenger sitting there, pale and shivering.
officer: are you okay? what's the problem?
passenger: we just got off the US-160
#joke #policeman
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Posted on 11/24/24 at 08:00 AM
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