Sunday, January 26, 2025
Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 19, 2025
What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?
You park your car in it!
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 12, 2025
A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 05, 2025
To the person who stole my glasses...
I will find you, I have contacts!
#joke #short
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Sunday, December 29, 2024
A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich and happy, he asks to always climax at the same time as his wife.
A few weeks later, he’s back rubbing the lamp.
“Genie, I need to undo that wish.”
The genie asks, “Why? Did something go wrong?”
“No, it works fine. But picture this: I’m at the bar with my buddies, playing cards, having a beer... then boom—orgasm.”
#joke #drinks #beer
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