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Communication

2026-07-26T15:00:00Z

A couple goes to marriage counseling.

The counselor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”

They say in unison, “Communication.”

Then they argue over who said it first.

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ATM

2026-07-19T15:00:00Z

A man goes to the gym and asks the trainer which machine will help him attract women.

The trainer says, “The ATM outside.”

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Catsup

2026-07-12T16:58:00Z

Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

#joke #mother #mom

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Procrastination

2026-07-12T15:00:00Z

A guy says, “I gave up on learning how to procrastinate.”

“Why?”

“I kept putting it off.”

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Clothes Hanager

2026-07-05T15:00:00Z

A man buys a treadmill and uses it for a week.

After that, it becomes a very expensive clothes hanger.

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Leaving Early

2026-06-28T15:00:00Z

A teacher says, “Whoever answers my next question can leave early.”

One kid throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, “Who did that?”

The kid says, “Me,” and leaves.

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Hospital Trolley

2026-06-21T15:00:00Z

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

#joke

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Invisible

2026-06-14T15:00:00Z

A guy tells his therapist, “I feel invisible.”

The therapist says, “Who said that?”

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Seafood Diet

2026-06-07T15:00:00Z

A woman says, “I’m on a seafood diet.”

Her friend asks, “What’s that?”

She says, “I see food and I eat it.”

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How to cure Hiccups

2026-05-31T15:00:00Z

A man walks into a bar and orders water.

The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.

The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves.

Turns out, the man had hiccups.

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Coincidence

2026-05-24T15:00:00Z

A kid asks his dad, “What’s a coincidence?”

The dad says, “It’s when you’re thinking about pizza and the phone rings and it’s a pizza place asking if you want pizza.”

The kid says, “Dad… the phone is ringing.”

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Exercising

2026-05-17T15:00:00Z

A guy says, “I started exercising.”

His friend asks, “Running?”

“No.”

“Lifting weights?”

“No.”

“So what?”

“Jumping to conclusions.”

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Horoscope

2026-05-10T15:00:00Z

A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”

She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”

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Posture

2026-05-03T15:00:00Z

A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”

His friend says, “Really?”

The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”

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Silence is Golden or Not

2026-04-26T15:00:00Z

A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.

They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.

Hours pass.

The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.

The wife watches silently.

Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”

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