Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, December 07, 2025
"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?"
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
#joke #short
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Sunday, November 30, 2025
A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"
#joke #short #mother #mom
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Sunday, November 23, 2025
Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"
His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."
#joke #short
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Sunday, November 16, 2025
Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...
20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!
#joke #short
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Sunday, November 09, 2025
Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning."
Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!"
Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon."
#joke #short
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