Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, January 04, 2026
Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.
#joke #food #lunch #dinner #mother
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Sunday, December 28, 2025
My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."
#joke #short #sport #golf
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Sunday, December 21, 2025
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
#joke #father
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Sunday, December 14, 2025
I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.
#joke #short #food
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Sunday, December 07, 2025
"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?"
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
#joke #short
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