Joke of the Week
Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, September 07, 2025
Ice Cream
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
#joke #fruit #strawberry #food #chocolate
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Posted on 09/07/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 31, 2025
Typical HR
"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."
"That is cool! What did she say?"
She said, "We will get back to you soon."
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/31/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Sergeant Abuse
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"
The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!"
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/24/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when...
When your son's hair is turning gray.
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/17/25 at 09:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 10, 2025
A Doggy Fever
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
#joke #short #animal #dog
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Posted on 08/10/25 at 08:00 AM
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