Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, July 20, 2025
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
#joke
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Sunday, July 13, 2025
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
#joke #short
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Sunday, July 06, 2025
I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.
Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
#joke #short
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Sunday, June 29, 2025
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...
But through hard work, time and perseverance...
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!
#joke #short
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Sunday, June 22, 2025
Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
#joke #short
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