Sunday, February 08, 2026
Shrinking
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I think I’m shrinking.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “I’m afraid you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Posted on 02/08/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, February 01, 2026
I Don't Have Time
My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine.
Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me, but I don't have time to draw you."
#joke #short
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Posted on 02/01/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Archaeologist Husbands
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
#joke #short
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Posted on 01/25/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Children For Sale
After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.
“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You’re crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”
#joke #short
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Posted on 01/18/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, January 11, 2026
After I Win the Lottery
Two old men are sitting on a bench. A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf. One of the men says, "See, that's what I will do when I win the lottery."
"What?" asks the other one confused.
"I will send my grass away for cutting!"
#joke #short
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Posted on 01/11/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week