Sunday, June 07, 2026
Seafood Diet
A woman says, “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Her friend asks, “What’s that?”
She says, “I see food and I eat it.”
Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, June 07, 2026
A woman says, “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Her friend asks, “What’s that?”
She says, “I see food and I eat it.”
Sunday, May 31, 2026
A man walks into a bar and orders water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves.
Turns out, the man had hiccups.
Sunday, May 17, 2026
A guy says, “I started exercising.”
His friend asks, “Running?”
“No.”
“Lifting weights?”
“No.”
“So what?”
“Jumping to conclusions.”
Sunday, May 10, 2026
A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”
She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”
Sunday, May 03, 2026
A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”
His friend says, “Really?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”