Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, August 24, 2025
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"
The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!"
#joke #short
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Sunday, August 17, 2025
You know you're getting old when...
When your son's hair is turning gray.
#joke #short
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Sunday, August 10, 2025
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
#joke #short #animal #dog
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Sunday, August 03, 2025
My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.
#joke #short #food #salt
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Sunday, July 27, 2025
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
#joke #short
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