Joke of the Week

Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle

Sunday, August 10, 2025

A Doggy Fever

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.

 


#joke #short #animal #dog

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Posted on 08/10/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, August 03, 2025

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.

 


#joke #short #food #salt

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Posted on 08/03/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, July 27, 2025

Navigation Gone Wild

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.

 


#joke #short

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Posted on 07/27/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"

"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."


Strangers In The Night
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Posted on 07/20/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week
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