Sunday, October 05, 2025

Sally's Report Card

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

#joke #mother

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Sunday, September 28, 2025

Patience off of the Green

The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man. "It's my ball."

#joke #doctor #sport #golf #golfer

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Sunday, September 21, 2025

Bar Joke

A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this?

Some kind of a joke?"

#joke #short

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Sunday, September 14, 2025

True Happiness

A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you!"

#joke #short

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Sunday, September 07, 2025

Ice Cream

What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

#joke #fruit #strawberry #food #chocolate

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