Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
#joke #short #animal #dog
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Sunday, August 03, 2025
My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.
#joke #short #food #salt
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Sunday, July 27, 2025
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
#joke #short
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Sunday, July 20, 2025
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
#joke
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Sunday, July 13, 2025
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
#joke #short
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