Sunday, March 02, 2025
Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection…
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion...
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please...
#joke #doctor #animal #lion
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Posted on 03/02/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, February 23, 2025
Salad for Dinner
I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"
"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.
I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."
#joke #short #food #salad #dinner
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Posted on 02/23/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, February 16, 2025
Wonder Woman and Spider-Man
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.
#joke #short
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Posted on 02/16/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, February 09, 2025
Young Deer
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...
He was known to be bambidextrous.
#joke #short #animal #deer
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Posted on 02/09/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, February 02, 2025
And Scene
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."
#joke #short
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Posted on 02/02/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
