Sunday, May 31, 2026
A man walks into a bar and orders water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves.
Turns out, the man had hiccups.
Sunday, May 17, 2026
A guy says, “I started exercising.”
His friend asks, “Running?”
“No.”
“Lifting weights?”
“No.”
“So what?”
“Jumping to conclusions.”
Sunday, May 10, 2026
A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”
She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”
Sunday, May 03, 2026
A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”
His friend says, “Really?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”
Sunday, April 26, 2026
A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.
They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.
Hours pass.
The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.
The wife watches silently.
Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”