Sunday, May 03, 2026
Posture
A guy tells his friend, “I finally fixed my posture.”
His friend says, “Really?”
The guy replies, “Yeah, now I have a good standing.”
Posted on 05/03/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 26, 2026
Silence is Golden or Not
A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.
They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.
Hours pass.
The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.
The wife watches silently.
Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”
Posted on 04/26/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 19, 2026
What Hurts
A man says, “Doctor, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, and my head.”
The doctor says, “Your finger is broken.”
Posted on 04/19/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 12, 2026
Thomas Edison
A dad says to his kid, “Did you know I named you after Thomas Edison?”
The kid says, “But my name is Sam.”
The dad replies, “Exactly.”
Posted on 04/12/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 05, 2026
Parrots
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’d like to buy a parrot.”
The clerk says, “That one’s $5,000.”
“Why so expensive?”
“Well, it knows Java, Python, and C++.”
The man points to a cheaper one and asks, “What about that parrot?”
“Oh, that one just manages the other two.”
Posted on 04/05/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week