Sunday, September 07, 2025
Ice Cream
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
#joke #fruit #strawberry #food #chocolate
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Posted on 09/07/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 31, 2025
Typical HR
"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."
"That is cool! What did she say?"
She said, "We will get back to you soon."
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/31/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Sergeant Abuse
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"
The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!"
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/24/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when...
When your son's hair is turning gray.
#joke #short
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Posted on 08/17/25 at 09:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, August 10, 2025
A Doggy Fever
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
#joke #short #animal #dog
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Posted on 08/10/25 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
