Sunday, April 27, 2025
Playing Poker
I once played poker with tarot cards...
I got a full house and four people died.
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Sunday, April 27, 2025
I once played poker with tarot cards...
I got a full house and four people died.
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Sunday, April 20, 2025
How do musicians pay their debts?
With quarter notes.
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Sunday, April 13, 2025
What part of the human body is called the "yet"?
I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet.
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Sunday, April 06, 2025
A black guy goes into an electronics store.
He tells the salesman "I'm here to see your hi-fis. Maybe Panasonic, Yamaha, or Sharp."
The salesman says "Oh right let me guess - you're going to blast that rap music at full volume. Probably going to piss off your neighbors."
The black guy says "Yes exactly. I'm here for the stereo types."
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Sunday, March 30, 2025
Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.
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