Sunday, September 04, 2022

An Older Jewish Gentleman And A Younger Jewish Lady

An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married.

However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the husband did in the bedroom, his younger wife never managed to have an orgasm.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to have sexual pleasure, the couple decided to ask the Rabbi to see if he could give them any advice.

The Rabbi listened intently as they told him their story. Then he stroked his beard and offered the husband the following suggestion to help resolve their problem:

“I recommend that you hire a fit young man”, the Rabbi said. “Then while the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife to fantasize and should bring on an orgasm for her”.

So, the couple went home and followed the rabbi’s advice.

They hired a handsome young man and that night they went into the bedroom and he waved a towel over the couple as they made love.

But sadly it didn’t help and the wife still remained unsatisfied.

Frustrated, they went back to see the Rabbi.

“Okay”, the Rabbi said, listening to their sad story and thinking of a way that would help to solve their problem.

“Let’s try this reversed”, the Rabbi said. “Have the young man make love to your wife while you wave the towel over them”.

So, once again, the couple went home and followed the advice of the Rabbi.

The young man got into bed with the Jewish man’s wife while her husband stood over them and waved the towel.

The young man set to work with great enthusiasm, touching and kissing the wife all over and it wasn’t long before she started moaning and moving up and down on the bed, matching the movements of the handsome young man.

She soon had an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm and collapsed on the bed, exhausted but finally satisfied.

Her husband smiled, looked at the young man, and said to him triumphantly, “You see that young man, now that’s the way to wave a towel!”

Originally published as An Older Jewish Gentleman And A Younger Jewish Lady on The Laughline

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Sunday, December 05, 2021

The Princess

Once upon a time, there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

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They were M&M's!!! - (get your mind out of the gutter!! )

Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Posted on 12/05/21 at 06:48 AM Joke of the Week
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