Sunday, April 05, 2026

Parrots

A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’d like to buy a parrot.”

The clerk says, “That one’s $5,000.”

“Why so expensive?”

“Well, it knows Java, Python, and C++.”

The man points to a cheaper one and asks, “What about that parrot?”

“Oh, that one just manages the other two.”