Sunday, April 16, 2023
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
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Sunday, April 09, 2023
My mate recently got divorced from his wife.
They decided to split the house.
He got the outside.
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Sunday, April 02, 2023
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."
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