Joke of the Week

Sunday, April 16, 2023

She Told Me To Leave

My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"


She Told Me To Leave
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Posted on 04/16/23 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, April 02, 2023

It’s Probably Okay, Dad

A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."


It's Probably Okay, Dad
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Posted on 04/02/23 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week
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