Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, March 24, 2024
The sheep dog says to the farmer, “Here are your 20 sheep.”
The farmer says, “but I only have 17 sheep.”
“I know,” says the sheep dog, “I rounded them up.”
#joke #short
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Sunday, March 10, 2024
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A serious drinking problem."
#joke #short
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Sunday, March 03, 2024
What happens when a police officer gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.
#joke #short
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Sunday, February 25, 2024
Boyfriend: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you."
Girlfriend: "Oh dear, I love you too... what was that you said about Martin?"
#joke
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Sunday, February 18, 2024
Source: Facebook