Sunday, April 12, 2026
Thomas Edison
A dad says to his kid, “Did you know I named you after Thomas Edison?”
The kid says, “But my name is Sam.”
The dad replies, “Exactly.”
Posted on 04/12/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 05, 2026
Parrots
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’d like to buy a parrot.”
The clerk says, “That one’s $5,000.”
“Why so expensive?”
“Well, it knows Java, Python, and C++.”
The man points to a cheaper one and asks, “What about that parrot?”
“Oh, that one just manages the other two.”
Posted on 04/05/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Counting Cows
A man asks a farmer, “How do you keep track of all your cows?”
The farmer says, “Easy. I count the legs and divide by four.”
Posted on 03/29/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Wife Inquiry
A woman says to her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”
He says, “Of course not.”
She says, “Why not?”
He says, “Okay, fine, yes.”
She asks, “Would she sleep in our bed?”
He says, “Yes.”
She asks, “Would she use my golf clubs?”
He says, “No, she’s left-handed.”
Posted on 03/22/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Library
A man runs into a library yelling, “I want a burger and fries!”
The librarian whispers, “Sir, this is a library.”
The man whispers back, “Oh… sorry. I want a burger and fries.”
Posted on 03/15/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week