Sunday, April 26, 2026
A couple argues over whose turn it is to do laundry.
They finally agree that whoever speaks first loses.
Hours pass.
The husband’s shirt catches fire while cooking.
The wife watches silently.
Finally, he says, “Okay, okay, I’ll do the laundry.”
Sunday, April 19, 2026
A man says, “Doctor, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, and my head.”
The doctor says, “Your finger is broken.”
Sunday, April 12, 2026
A dad says to his kid, “Did you know I named you after Thomas Edison?”
The kid says, “But my name is Sam.”
The dad replies, “Exactly.”
Sunday, April 05, 2026
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’d like to buy a parrot.”
The clerk says, “That one’s $5,000.”
“Why so expensive?”
“Well, it knows Java, Python, and C++.”
The man points to a cheaper one and asks, “What about that parrot?”
“Oh, that one just manages the other two.”
Sunday, March 29, 2026
A man asks a farmer, “How do you keep track of all your cows?”
The farmer says, “Easy. I count the legs and divide by four.”