Sunday, June 07, 2026
Seafood Diet
A woman says, “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Her friend asks, “What’s that?”
She says, “I see food and I eat it.”
Posted on 06/07/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 31, 2026
How to cure Hiccups
A man walks into a bar and orders water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him.
The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves.
Turns out, the man had hiccups.
Posted on 05/31/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 24, 2026
Coincidence
A kid asks his dad, “What’s a coincidence?”
The dad says, “It’s when you’re thinking about pizza and the phone rings and it’s a pizza place asking if you want pizza.”
The kid says, “Dad… the phone is ringing.”
Posted on 05/24/26 at 08:00 AM
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Exercising
A guy says, “I started exercising.”
His friend asks, “Running?”
“No.”
“Lifting weights?”
“No.”
“So what?”
“Jumping to conclusions.”
Posted on 05/17/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 10, 2026
Horoscope
A man asks his wife, “Why do you always read me my horoscope?”
She says, “Because it’s the only future that still sounds hopeful.”
Posted on 05/10/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week