Sunday, July 12, 2026

Catsup

Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."      

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Procrastination

A guy says, “I gave up on learning how to procrastinate.”

“Why?”

“I kept putting it off.”

Sunday, July 05, 2026

Clothes Hanager

A man buys a treadmill and uses it for a week.

After that, it becomes a very expensive clothes hanger.

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Leaving Early

A teacher says, “Whoever answers my next question can leave early.”

One kid throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, “Who did that?”

The kid says, “Me,” and leaves.

Sunday, June 21, 2026

Hospital Trolley

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."    

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