Sunday, August 16, 2026
In Love
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
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Posted on 08/16/26 at 08:00 AM
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Sunday, August 09, 2026
Phone Battery
A guy says, “My phone battery lasts longer than most relationships.”
His friend says, “That’s sad.”
The guy replies, “At least the phone tells me when it’s dying.”
Posted on 08/09/26 at 08:00 AM
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Sunday, August 02, 2026
Glasses
A man tells his wife, “I think I need glasses.”
She says, “You definitely do.”
He says, “Why?”
She says, “Because this is a bank.”
Posted on 08/02/26 at 08:00 AM
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Sunday, July 26, 2026
Communication
A couple goes to marriage counseling.
The counselor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
They say in unison, “Communication.”
Then they argue over who said it first.
Posted on 07/26/26 at 08:00 AM
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Sunday, July 19, 2026
ATM
A man goes to the gym and asks the trainer which machine will help him attract women.
The trainer says, “The ATM outside.”
Posted on 07/19/26 at 08:00 AM
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