Sunday, March 29, 2026
Counting Cows
A man asks a farmer, “How do you keep track of all your cows?”
The farmer says, “Easy. I count the legs and divide by four.”
Posted on 03/29/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Wife Inquiry
A woman says to her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”
He says, “Of course not.”
She says, “Why not?”
He says, “Okay, fine, yes.”
She asks, “Would she sleep in our bed?”
He says, “Yes.”
She asks, “Would she use my golf clubs?”
He says, “No, she’s left-handed.”
Posted on 03/22/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Library
A man runs into a library yelling, “I want a burger and fries!”
The librarian whispers, “Sir, this is a library.”
The man whispers back, “Oh… sorry. I want a burger and fries.”
Posted on 03/15/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 08, 2026
Lie detector Robot
A guy buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He asks his son where he was.
“At the library,” the son says. SLAP.
“Okay, fine, I was at a friend’s.”
The dad laughs and says, “When I was your age, I never lied to my father.”
SLAP.
The mom walks in and says, “Well, he definitely is your son.”
SLAP.
Posted on 03/08/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, March 01, 2026
Coming to work Late
A man tells his boss, “I’m sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
The boss asks, “Virus?”
The man replies, “No, I was just watching cat videos.”
Posted on 03/01/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week