Sunday, July 19, 2026
ATM
A man goes to the gym and asks the trainer which machine will help him attract women.
The trainer says, “The ATM outside.”
Posted on 07/19/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Catsup
Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister," he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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Posted on 07/12/26 at 09:58 AM
Joke of the Week
Procrastination
A guy says, “I gave up on learning how to procrastinate.”
“Why?”
“I kept putting it off.”
Posted on 07/12/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, July 05, 2026
Clothes Hanager
A man buys a treadmill and uses it for a week.
After that, it becomes a very expensive clothes hanger.
Posted on 07/05/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Leaving Early
A teacher says, “Whoever answers my next question can leave early.”
One kid throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who did that?”
The kid says, “Me,” and leaves.
Posted on 06/28/26 at 08:00 AM
Joke of the Week