Sunday, March 22, 2026

Wife Inquiry

A woman says to her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”

He says, “Of course not.”

She says, “Why not?”

He says, “Okay, fine, yes.”

She asks, “Would she sleep in our bed?”

He says, “Yes.”

She asks, “Would she use my golf clubs?”

He says, “No, she’s left-handed.”