Sunday, March 08, 2026

Lie detector Robot

A guy buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He asks his son where he was.

“At the library,” the son says. SLAP.

“Okay, fine, I was at a friend’s.”

The dad laughs and says, “When I was your age, I never lied to my father.”

SLAP.

The mom walks in and says, “Well, he definitely is your son.”

SLAP.