Sunday, September 29, 2024

Guy’s sitting on the couch…

Guy's sitting on the couch. From the kitchen he hears, "Babe.... can you help me?"

He goes to the kitchen. "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle."

"What's it supposed to be?" he asks.

She picks up the box. "A Rooster."

"Honey," he says. "Let's put the cornflakes back in the box....."

#joke #animal #rooster #food #honey

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Sunday, September 22, 2024

Horse Jury Duty

A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.
One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"
The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"


Horse Jury Duty
#joke #short #animal #horse

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Sunday, September 15, 2024

Are You Wiping Off My Kiss?

A grandma lovingly gives her granddaughter a kiss on the cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, she noticed the little girl wiping her cheek.
“Are you wiping off my kiss?” she asked.
“No”, she smartly replied, somewhat embarrassed but quick on her feet, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

 


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Sunday, September 08, 2024

My girlfriend asked me for something that goes…

My girlfriend asked me for something that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds for her birthday.

Apparently she wasn’t asking for a scale
My girlfriend asked me for something that goes...
#joke #short

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Sunday, September 01, 2024

A sign in a restaurant window reads…

A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars."

A man walking by notices the sign and walks into the restaurant, sitting down with a smirk. The waiter asks for his order, and the man requests "white rhinoceros stew." Surprisingly, the waiter returns with a steaming bowl of exactly that. The man, taken aback, eats the expensive meal and leaves angrily after paying.

The next day, he returns with the same smirk and orders "bullet ants stuffed with dolphin meat." The waiter promptly brings him his requested dish. Once again, the man, surprised, eats his meal, pays, and leaves in frustration.

On the third day, he sits down and asks for "a lactating mermaid breast sandwich." After a few minutes, the waiter returns with two large duffle bags containing one million dollars. Ecstatic, the man exclaims, "I knew it! You don't have mermaid breast!"

The waiter politely responds, "We actually do, sir. We just ran out of bread."
A sign in a restaurant window reads...
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