Sunday, November 30, 2014
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Sunday, November 23, 2014
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Sunday, November 16, 2014
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Sunday, November 09, 2014
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
Sunday, November 02, 2014
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Notre Dame !'
And they say blondes are dumb...