Sunday, July 28, 2013

Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
   The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath.
  The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
   The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
   energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

  So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this crap except me!"