Sunday, April 13, 2025
What part of the human body is called the "yet"?
I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet.
#joke #short
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Wednesday, April 09, 2025
This month, in the United States, the following Diversity Holidays are recognized;
* source Seramount.com
Why should we celebrate diversity? I think we grow more as a human race by allowing different perspectives to be considered. For example, here is some homework for you to understand how people of diversity enrich your life
We are a land of immigrants, except for our Native Americans. Diversity is our strength, which binds all together. Our culture is dictated by our absorption of all the different cultures that have come to America.
I can personally attest that being open-minded and allowing other perspectives to have a voice at the table will make you much more successful.
In my last assignment with UPS, I was responsible for a Global call center team based in Salt Lake City, the Philippines, Mexico, Guatemala, and Jamaica. What this team accomplished in my 1 1/2 years was terrific. How they pulled together their different views and worked together made our team very successful in quickly improving service within the Preferred customer network.
Sunday, April 06, 2025
A black guy goes into an electronics store.
He tells the salesman "I'm here to see your hi-fis. Maybe Panasonic, Yamaha, or Sharp."
The salesman says "Oh right let me guess - you're going to blast that rap music at full volume. Probably going to piss off your neighbors."
The black guy says "Yes exactly. I'm here for the stereo types."
#joke
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Wednesday, April 02, 2025
I'm sorry I didn't get this posted on Monday, the last day of Women's History Month, which celebrates all women for their contributions to history and society.
This week, I am celebrating my Wife, Hamako, and My Daughter, Alicia, who have made a tremendous personal impact and have enriched my life tremendously.
This October, I will have been married to Hamako for 41 years. We are both retired now, and I can honestly say we are living comfortably due to her financial acumen and willingness to kick my behind when I do stupid things, which still happens, as I am a kid at heart. As a child and young adult, I emulated Dennis the Menace regularly. Once I married her, I realised my actions would also affect her, so I quickly got out of that mode. She is relatively quiet but can give me, Alicia, or Chris a look that makes us feel we are about to die when we act up.
She loves working on the various community service projects we have done over the years, and I can honestly say she is probably the hardest-working volunteer I know. She does not like standing around and will jump wherever they need her. She is amazingly creative and an award-winning seamstress. Hell, she made her own wedding dress.
I am who I am today because of her, and I also know that I am the boss of the family, but I have her permission to say so.
This picture is my favorite of her. It was when we rode to Death Valley on our Trike.
Her Wedding Dress
Alicia is my firstborn child. She is a very strong-willed young woman who is unafraid to tell her family and friends how she feels. Her discussions on life and how we should treat others have significantly impacted how I see things now. Sometimes, it's too easy for a man to see things through his perspective and think that is how the world turns, but listening and arguing with her over the years has changed my thinking. If you want an honest, unfiltered answer, Alicia is one to go to. When I wanted to know if I was the A$$ in some conversation, I would talk to her, and she would give it to me very unfiltered. I respect her opinion, even though I may not agree at times. However, afterwards, I think about what she conveyed, and more often than not, I find that she had a lot of valid points.
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.
#joke #short
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