Sunday, February 02, 2025

And Scene

"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

 


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Sunday, January 26, 2025

Triple the Laugh

Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!

 


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Sunday, January 12, 2025

How Much Do You Love Me?

A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."

 


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Posted on 01/12/25 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week
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