Sunday, August 12, 2018

House Arrest

Posted on 08/12/18 at 05:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, August 05, 2018

Getting Even

Posted on 08/05/18 at 11:20 PM Joke of the Week

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

1st woman:   Hi!  I'm Wanda.
        
2nd woman:   Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
 
1st woman:   I froze to death.
 
2nd woman:   How horrible!
 
1st woman:   It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  So, what about you?
 
 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
1st woman: So, what happened?
 
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive!

 

Posted on 07/08/18 at 11:27 AM Joke of the Week

Monday, January 01, 2018

Happy New Years

Posted on 01/01/18 at 09:48 AM Picture of the Day
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