Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, March 16, 2025
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.
Poison I, II and III would all kill you.
However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.
#joke #short
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Sunday, March 09, 2025
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.”
So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
#joke #short #mother #father
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Sunday, March 02, 2025
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion...
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please...
#joke #doctor #animal #lion
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Sunday, February 23, 2025
I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"
"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.
I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."
#joke #short #food #salad #dinner
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Sunday, February 16, 2025
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.
#joke #short
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