Sunday, October 09, 2011
Here’s something to think about…
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After
two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing
‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t
resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’
He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
Ribs?
‘I said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that
all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
lots of sex?’
‘No,’ I said…
He looked at me and said,.. ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?
Posted on 10/09/11 at 03:26 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, October 02, 2011
Texas Sex
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. “What is it?”
Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
Posted on 10/02/11 at 04:32 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Senior Citizen Inspiration
Every young person should hear this story. Older folks can really be such inspiration to our youth!
Posted on 09/25/11 at 04:05 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Male or Female Quiz
ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE?
NOT SURE?
HAVE A LOOK FURTHER DOWN TO FIND OUT…
NOT IN THE EMAIL YOU PLONKER!
I worry about you sometimes.
Posted on 09/18/11 at 03:46 PM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Last Kiss
Last Kiss…either way you look at it !!!!!
A tough looking group of policemen were patrolling when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets out of his PC and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?”
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the policeman says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…...”
Posted on 09/11/11 at 03:45 PM
Joke of the Week
