Sunday, August 14, 2011

Willie Nelson at Age 75

“I have outlived my pecker.”

The Penis Poem—by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the f***in’ thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Getting to know one another Dog style

Rice Fields in Japan

Here were some pictures provided by a Friend in Japan of some creative Rice Planting.

Sunday, August 07, 2011

A Rate Occurrence

There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and
      there was a young bloke standing there who said:

      “I’m a Jehovah’s Witness”.

      I said “Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about”?

      He said, ” F****d if I know. I’ve never got this far before”

Sunday, July 31, 2011

WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 10, 20,  30 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy,  clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly”  policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”

“Yes,  I know boss, and I am working on it.”
“Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.  It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the U.S.  Navy.  What did they say if you came in late there?”

“They said,

“Good morning, Admiral, can I get you a cup of coffee,  sir?”