Sunday, August 12, 2012
Man’s Best Friend - Part 1
Posted on 08/12/12 at 05:37 PM
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Sunday, August 05, 2012
Daddy Can I borrow the car?
New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000
16 year old daughter borrows Dad's new car to try out, and hits a power pole at 200 MPH.
The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts.
Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When can daughter drive Dad's car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid not be grounded and see the light of day?
Same day the polar ice caps melt.
But she is still alive....
Priceless.................
The car only had 9 miles on it!
One mile of it was during the wreck.
Posted on 08/05/12 at 04:15 PM
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Sunday, July 15, 2012
Meaning of Old
Posted on 07/15/12 at 11:25 PM
Cartoons
Joke of the Week
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Don’t forget Grandma
Posted on 06/20/12 at 07:58 PM
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Sunday, June 10, 2012
Flight Crew
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.”
An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
“Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?”
When the attendant came by he said “Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?”
“'Yes,” said the attendant, “In fact, this entire crew is female.”
My God,” he said, “I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.”
“That's another thing, Sergeant,” said the crew member, “We No Longer Call It the cockpit; it's the box office.”
Posted on 06/10/12 at 07:28 AM
Joke of the Week