Sunday, May 24, 2020
Sunday, May 24, 2020
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Sourced: Facebook but lost the link.
Sunday, May 10, 2020
Dating in 1960.
You need to be able to remember the era to appreciate this…
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Frank had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Frank in.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably go dancing, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Is that so?" asked Frank, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Frank said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
"Have fun, kids", the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
It's “The TWIST ” , Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!"
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