Sunday, October 03, 2010
Joke of the Week - Oct 3, 2010
Wise Words
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
QUOTE FROM HAROLD I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’ Well…I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.
Harold should be an inspiration to us all.
Posted on 10/03/10 at 03:03 PM
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
Picture and Links are offline
Pictures and Links are offline while I finish the change over to new version of ExpressionEngine and formating changes
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Joke of the Week - Sep 26,2010
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a young man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, ” Excuse me can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The young man below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an NCO,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the young man, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help so far.”
The NCO below replied, “You must be an Officer.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the NCO, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
Posted on 09/26/10 at 09:00 AM
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Pictures are offline
I am taking the pictures offline in preparation of upgrading to new version of EE.
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
Joke of the Week - Sept 19, 2010
UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.
Posted on 09/19/10 at 02:52 PM
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