Sunday, March 24, 2024

Counting sheep

The sheep dog says to the farmer, “Here are your 20 sheep.”

The farmer says, “but I only have 17 sheep.”

“I know,” says the sheep dog, “I rounded them up.”

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Sunday, March 10, 2024

Problem Teacher

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A serious drinking problem."

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Sunday, March 03, 2024

Police Officer in Bed

What happens when a police officer gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.

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Sunday, February 25, 2024

True Love

Boyfriend: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you."
Girlfriend: "Oh dear, I love you too... what was that you said about Martin?"

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Sunday, February 18, 2024

Inflation

Source: Facebook