Sunday, April 28, 2024

Close Friends

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don’t know 'y'.

#joke #short

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Sunday, April 21, 2024

Chasing His Tail

As I watched my dog chasing his tail, I thought how easily dogs are amused...
Then, I thought how easily amused I am watching my dog chase his tail.

#joke #short

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Sunday, April 14, 2024

Anniversary Gift

She: "Sweetheart, what's your gift for our 25th anniversary?"

He: "A trip to Thailand."

She: "That's amazing! And what about when we hit our 50th anniversary?" she asked.

He: "That's when I come back to get you."

#joke #short

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Sunday, April 07, 2024

Both Sides Of The Law

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"
"How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"

#joke #short #lawyer

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Sunday, March 31, 2024

A Genius Solution

I put my root beer in a square glass...
Now it's just beer.

#joke #short #beer

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