#joke #animal #tiger #lion #antelope #food #meal #sport #golf #hunting #short
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Sunday, November 17, 2024
Roaring with Laughter: 18 Lion Jokes to Celebrate World Lion Day on August 10th and Raise Awareness for Their Conservation
My grandfather has the heart of a lion,
And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Why don’t lions like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws.
How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
“Pleased to eat you!”
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What happened to the lion who ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a slow and clumsy lion?
A snailion.
What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
A Li-on.
What does a lion call his barber?
His mane man.
What do you call a lion that has eaten your mother’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
Lost.
What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
“Let us prey.
” Why was the lion always invited to the party?
Because he was a real mane attraction! What do you call a lion that doesn't lie?
A not-lion.
What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Pray for your supper.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
A cold snap.
What lion will never roar?
A dandelion...
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Sunday, November 10, 2024
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.
So I called her Bluff.
#joke #short #divorce
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Sunday, November 03, 2024
The CEO calls a young employee into his office.
CEO: When you joined the company, you were just an intern. Within a year, I promoted you from intern to associate, from associate to manager, and from manager to senior manager. I keep promoting you because I recognized your talent and hard work. Today, I’ve called you in to tell you that I’m preparing to promote you to vice president. Do you have anything to say?”
The young man replies, “Thanks.”
CEO: “Thanks? Is that really all you have to say to me?”
After thinking for a while, the young man finally spoke:
“Thanks, Dad.”
#joke
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Monday, October 28, 2024
I have moved the Jokes of the Week to its own page. You can find them on the Nav Menu
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have a glass of h two o". The second says "I'll have a glass of h two o too".
They both get a glass of water because the bartender isn't a moron, and anyway what kind of bar even keeps hydrogen peroxide let alone sell it by the glass?
#joke #short
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