Sunday, December 04, 2022
The Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! They're coming towards home was a man with blonde hair, wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots but nothing else! Aside from his cowboy hat and cowboy boots, he was as naked as the day he was born.
Well, there wasn’t much the Sheriff could do, other than arrest the man for indecent exposure.
So the Sheriff slapped a set of handcuffs on the man and marched him back to the police station, where he placed him in one of the cells and proceeded to remove the handcuffs.
While he was doing this, curiosity got the better of him, and he asked the blonde cowboy why he was walking along Main Street wearing just his cowboy hat and cowboy boots.
The blonde cowboy replied, “Well, Sheriff, it’s like this…” He proceeded to tell the Sheriff his story.
“I was in the bar down the road having a couple of beers when this pretty little redheaded girl asked me to go out to her motor home with her,” the cowboy said.
“And?” the Sheriff asked.
“Well, so I did,” the cowboy replied. “We went inside her motor home, and then she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt”.
“And?” the Sheriff asked again, thinking that now this story was getting interesting.
“So I did”, the cowboy replied. “Then she pulled off her skirt and asked me to pull off my pants, so I did,” the cowboy added.
By now, the Sheriff was listening intently and was about to ask the cowboy to continue when he did without the need for another prompt.
“Then she pulled off her panties and asked me to pull off my shorts, so I did,” the cowboy continued.
The Sheriff was starting to get hot, so he undid another button on his shirt and then beckoned to the cowboy to continue with his story.
“Well, Sheriff,” the cowboy said, “then she got on the bed and looked at me kind of sexy and said, ‘Now go to town cowboy and well, that’s what I was doing when you arrested me.”
Originally published as The Blonde Cowboy on The Laughline
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