Sunday, February 05, 2023
Restroom Buttons
Is it just me, or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose of which isn’t always obvious? But being a man, we just have to press buttons to find out what they do. You do it as well, don’t you? I knew it, we men are all the same.
Anyhow, on with our story, which involves a man who was traveling by plane and urgently needed to use the restroom during the flight. However, each time he got up to go to the restroom, he found that it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested that he could use the flight attendant’s Ladies' room, but she warned him not to press any of the buttons while he was in there.
So, the man thanked her and went into the flight attendant’s restroom, sat down, and relieved himself.
To his surprise, next to the roll of toilet paper were four buttons that were marked:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR
As you might expect, curiosity got the better of him, and he made the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, and he began to fiddle with the buttons to see what each of them did.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
The man thought to himself, “Wow, these flight attendants are really treated well”.
Getting bolder, the man then pressed the WA button.
Warm Air at a comfortable body temperature blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
“Ahh”, he thought, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom when they have these kinds of facilities”.
Feeling even bolder, the man pushed the next button, marked PP.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his backside lightly with talcum powder.
“Oh man, this is amazing”, he thought as he then reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital a few hours later, the morphine was just wearing off.
In a state of confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what had happened.
The man explained to the nurse that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies' room on the plane.
The nurse explained, “Yes sir, I’m sure you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button”.
She then added, “by the way, your penis is under your pillow”.
Originally published as Restroom Buttons on The Laughline
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