Sunday, February 19, 2023
Overweight Husband
Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching.
“But Mary, honey,” he replied, trying to fob his wife off with an age-old excuse. “No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to lose any weight. I must have an overactive thyroid”.
“Ha!” his wife responded. “The results of your tests came back from the doctor today, and your thyroid is perfectly normal. If there’s anything you have that’s overactive, it’s your fork!”
I think that’s when the fighting began…
Originally published as Overweight Husband on The Laughline
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