Items found on the internet that have caused me to chuckle
Sunday, January 28, 2024
Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 21, 2024
I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 14, 2024
I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse...
... I named them Jake from Steak Farm.
#joke #short
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Sunday, January 07, 2024
Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"
Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."
#joke #short
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Sunday, December 31, 2023
Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...
Just like the bottle says.
#joke #short
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