Sunday, July 08, 2018

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

1st woman:   Hi!  I'm Wanda.
        
2nd woman:   Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
 
1st woman:   I froze to death.
 
2nd woman:   How horrible!
 
1st woman:   It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  So, what about you?
 
 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
1st woman: So, what happened?
 
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive!