Sunday, October 13, 2013

Senior Playboy

Dorothy  and  Edna, two "senior" widows, are   talking.

Dorothy:   "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a  date. I know  you went out with him last week,  and I wanted to talk with  you about him before I  give him my  answer."

Edna:  "Well,  I'll tell you. He shows up at my  apartment punctually  at 7 PM,   dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit,  and he  brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he  takes me  downstairs. And what's there; a  limousine, uniformed  chauffeur and all. Then he  takes me out for dinner; a  marvelous dinner,  lobster, champagne, dessert, and  after-dinner  drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell  you  Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just   died from pleasure! So then we are coming back  to my  apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.  Completely crazy,  he tears off my expensive new  dress and has his way with  me three  times!"
Dorothy:  "Goodness gracious!... so  you are telling me I shouldn't  go?"
Edna:  "No,  no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old   dress."