Joke of the Week

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Wife Practical Joke Backfires

Posted on 09/16/18 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, September 09, 2018

Watch what you say to the wife

Posted on 09/09/18 at 07:41 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, September 02, 2018

Identification gone Wild

Posted on 09/02/18 at 07:36 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Beers

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time..."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an
Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas
somewhere.

When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. (I know, a tear is coming to my eye too)

All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though...."

Posted on 08/19/18 at 05:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, August 12, 2018

House Arrest

Posted on 08/12/18 at 05:00 AM Joke of the Week
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