Sunday, June 02, 2019

Eye

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. .. ....

(get ready)

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Posted on 06/02/19 at 09:01 PM Joke of the Week

Saturday, June 01, 2019

Elderly Conversation 8

Posted on 06/01/19 at 05:31 AM Cartoons

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Elderly Conversation 7

Posted on 05/25/19 at 05:29 AM Cartoons

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Elderly Conversation 6

Posted on 05/18/19 at 05:28 AM Cartoons

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Nice Legs

I went to the bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Posted on 05/12/19 at 06:00 AM Joke of the Week
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