Sunday, May 27, 2012
The Senior’s Yearly Physical
Posted on 05/27/12 at 06:57 PM
Cartoons
Joke of the Week
Sunday, May 06, 2012
My Latest Irish Pub story
I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"
One of them chirped, "It's WALES , you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland ?"
That's the last thing I remember...
Posted on 05/06/12 at 08:54 AM
Joke of the Week
Sunday, April 22, 2012
My New Boyfriends
MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he's here,he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervoor JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.
Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Posted on 04/22/12 at 11:23 PM
Joke of the Week
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Shuttle Flyby
Some great shots of a the shuttle flyby
Posted on 04/21/12 at 10:28 AM
Pictures
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Body Parts
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and...
in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part
of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head,
and...
in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's
chest, and...
in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us...
in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no
brains, no heart, and no balls...
we made him President of the United States, and now...
the whole country is looking for work.
Posted on 04/15/12 at 10:47 PM
Joke of the Week