Joke of the Week

Sunday, March 07, 2021

Blond Man Joke #1

A Blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts " Did you find the Shampoo?" He answers "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...

It's for dry hair and I just went mine.

Posted on 03/07/21 at 08:00 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Corona Virus

Posted on 12/13/20 at 10:34 AM Joke of the Week

Sunday, June 07, 2020

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. 
So I went to a shrink and told him:  “I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy” 
        "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.   "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” 
        “How much do you charge?” I asked.   
        “One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. 
          “I'll sleep on it,” I said. 
  
        Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.  “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.   I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.” 
        “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” 
        “He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.” 
 
        It's always better to get a second opinion  

Posted on 06/07/20 at 06:35 PM Joke of the Week
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