Joke of the Week

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Dating in the 60s

Dating in 1960.

You need to be able to remember the era to appreciate this…

 

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Frank had a date with Peggy Sue.

He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Frank in.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably go dancing, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Is that so?" asked Frank, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip," Frank said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

"Have fun, kids", the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

It's “The  TWIST ” , Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.

"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!"

Posted on 05/10/20 at 06:31 PM Joke of the Week
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